There once was a southern China Doll. It was thought he was just a ventriloquist dummy, but those that thought this were wrong. Now we know he’s a China Doll. But he does have a boatload of dummy properties. The China Doll from Kentucky doesn’t even move his mouth unless there’s a hand shoved up... Continue Reading →
The Legacy of a Dick
He really is a Dick. We’re not trying to be mean, that’s his name. But he has a daughter that’s a dick too. Now we are trying to be mean because her name is really Liz, but if we called her a Liz, that wouldn’t make any sense. So we’ll settle on either calling her... Continue Reading →
Behold: The Egg
Eggs have gotten a very bad rap in my lifetime. Though it wasn’t always this way. It’s common knowledge that they can’t hold their liquor very well. That’s the real reason Humpty Dumpty fell off of the wall. He’s fallen off of many things besides walls and may have been suffering from the “DTs”, as... Continue Reading →
Sometimes I Just Want To Scream!!!
Screaming can be good for your health. It’s government approved, that is, generally you’re not put in jail for it. Although it may not be that good for anyone in your path. While it may make you feel better for a while, you could lose some friends over it. Life is filled with these risks.... Continue Reading →
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