Look Into My Good Eye Buy at http://thebp.site/215800 I’ve put together a book of some of my stories that some of you may even enjoy, some won't. But that's okay. Here's to free speech. They include a peculiar, though a tad irreverent, collection of humorous stories on holidays, odd creatures and politics. All of these... Continue Reading →

Behold: The Egg

Eggs have gotten a very bad rap in my lifetime. Though it wasn’t always this way. It’s common knowledge that they can’t hold their liquor very well. That’s the real reason Humpty Dumpty fell off of the wall. He’s fallen off of many things besides walls and may have been suffering from the “DTs”, as... Continue Reading →

Beware of Killer Rabbits

We all knew the government has become very intrusive, but we never expected this: genetically modified rabbits! They’ve turned these poor creatures into harrowing spies. They don’t even look cute anymore. Look at it! It’s bone-chilling! Frightening! This is the problem with scientific advancements. Just because we can do something, should we do something? When... Continue Reading →

A Different Kind Of Farm Report

Not all the reports of the animals among us are true. From nursery rhymes to the Farm Report there has been a lot of misunderstanding. Here are a few corrections about the animals, some in their own words. Many of their thoughts are deep, ideological, even sexual, some aren’t very deep at all. First, this goat noticed... Continue Reading →

Is Marijuana Good For You?

Everyone knows the government doesn’t like cigarettes. But it won’t outlaw them because they need the taxes they bring in. They don’t mind if they kill people as long as they get plenty of money from it (and I’ll bet you thought they cared about you). But the government does like people stoned. It’s much... Continue Reading →

Candy Makers Should Be Armed

The Muslim terrorist hostage event in Australia was unfortunate. Innocent people died. There are a lot of things we could say, some things we shouldn’t say. But there were two important things proved to me once again: 1. Hillary Clinton is totally inadequate to run for president, let alone be president. 2. Candy makers should... Continue Reading →

Bull Makes People Mad

See this bull? He was not a nice bull. He charged me and I literally had to jump back from the barrier. I was minding my own business and he didn’t know me from Adam. And still he charged me. He was a big bull so naturally he was full of bull. It was an... Continue Reading →

The Strangling Problem Explained

Yes, we all know that you would like to wring the necks of at least a half a dozen people, especially our esteemed ‘public servants’, but this really isn’t good policy. For one thing, they probably have at least one person in their lives that actually likes them, and strangling them would get that person... Continue Reading →

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