Beware of Killer Rabbits

We all knew the government has become very intrusive, but we never expected this: genetically modified rabbits! They’ve turned these poor creatures into harrowing spies. They don’t even look cute anymore. Look at it! It’s bone-chilling! Frightening! This is the problem with scientific advancements. Just because we can do something, should we do something? When... Continue Reading →

Seasons Change, Governments Change, Everything Changes

Bridge at Buttermilk Falls. Nothing stays the same, especially the seasons. Fall seems to be most people’s favorite season. Well, it certainly is the most beautiful in some areas. In my state the colors are just great, but it has been dry, until tonight. I haven’t been to get a colorful shot of waterfalls with water... Continue Reading →

Cheese Is Good For You!

We all know the health benefits of cheese. You would have to have been living under a rock not to know them by now. Surely you’ve seen the food pyramid. You know how chocolate is right at the top, that’s because it’s real good for you. And right underneath it is cheese, obviously for the... Continue Reading →

The Nasty Lions Club

A Public Service Bulletin From The Nasty Lions Club: The Nasty Lions Club is the nation’s most revolting assembly. They’re nasty and don’t care what anyone thinks of them. They speak their mind whenever they feel like it. They especially speak against the politicians frequently because politicians really get them mad. And the club doesn’t... Continue Reading →

Our Government At Work

Our government has always worked hard ‘for us’. Don’t you think? From paying to find out how fast ketchup flows out of the bottle, to protecting little bugs from the evil humans, to paying for all forms of other people's immorality and the results of it. Yes sir, our government has tried more and more,... Continue Reading →

The Pigeons Have Come Home To Roost

All along we thought the expression was ‘The chickens have come home to roost’. But now we know how wrong we’ve been. Here we have clear proof that it’s not chickens at all but pigeons. Who knew? Well apparently we didn’t, but now we do. It’s good to get our expressions correct, because they have... Continue Reading →

Government Schizophrenia

The government was all for going one way before they didn’t want us to enter at all. That sounds about right for this administration. Obama sounds outraged at every awful event that has happened on his watch, which he is also responsible for. It’s as if he has a personality disorder. We really don’t know... Continue Reading →

Sick Of Everything?

Sick Of Everything? This guy sure is. Just listen to him, he’s had it up to here (I’m holding my hand up to my forehead). “Yes! Yes I am! I’m sick of EVERYTHING! And I don’t need no doctor! What are they going to do for me? NOTHING! Screw them! They just want my money... Continue Reading →

Redistribution Policies Nearing Completion

The President’s redistribution policies are working great.  Many that never had a penny to their name are suddenly finding themselves in the 1% class. The pursuit of alternate energy has provided us with many new groups that we can now demean. Take those of the aquatic species. They’re receiving great prices for their algae. They’ve... Continue Reading →

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