Snarky Animals

Yeah, the first photograph of the little head-butting prairie dogs looks cute, but they’re asleep, almost. The rest of these characters are a little uppity. I’ve noticed that a lot lately. Just look at the way they’re looking at us. It’s like they’re ready for a fight or an attack. They certainly don’t like being... Continue Reading →

The Dilemma Of The Itch

Oh geez, that itch is back again. Oh c’mon, c’mon, oh man, I just…can’t…reach…it. Oh my gosh, it’s…like…it’s moving around. I can’t get in there. Oh man, my neck is killing me. Oh, oh…almost…oh…I…think I got it. Shiesh! Just getting up in the morning is getting more and more exhausting.

The Poop Kings

They own it all. It’s all theirs. Watch where you step. Really! Here we see them replicating themselves…little, soon to be, Poopers. They can’t help themselves, well who can? They watch, they hear, they stare you down. Get too close and they attack. Run…anywhere…and you step in it big time. Disgusting. It’s their built-in defense... Continue Reading →

Fish Know How To Stay Calm

Fish are calm, everyone knows that. Have you ever seen a fish that wasn’t calm? No. Unless of course you count ones that caught a fungus or some other disease and they start gasping for air. That’s probably unpleasant. And then of course there’s the wild ones in the ocean that have some big, mama-jama... Continue Reading →

Having A Bad Day?

There are bad days and then there are really bad days. Some people claim they’re always positive and never have a bad day. They tell us they can’t be around negative people. They must live a charmed life with no problems. Some of us would refer to them as delusional. I certainly would. Definition of... Continue Reading →

Always Going Somewhere

We’re always going places. Paths and stairs are cool. Makes you wonder whats up there or around the corner. I'd say to myself “What up those stairs?” Or something like that. Sometimes a friend, sometimes someone you don’t want to see. If that’s the case, you don’t want to use a train, you want to... Continue Reading →

What’s The Secret To Happiness?

As I’ve explained before, I’ve learned a lot from my fish over the years. These fish are really living it up. Happy, happy all of the time. The president must be right, the economy is going great. You can tell, because that’s no cheap cigar he’s got there. It’s a Cuban. We can go down... Continue Reading →

Wisdom From Below

Who knew fish were so wise? Well they are. This fish calendar proves it. It’s not exactly on par with Holy Scripture, heck, it’s not even equal to Aesop’s Fables. But they sure do give pretty darn good advice considering all these guys do is float back and forth all day long, and then do... Continue Reading →

Into The Woods

What evil lurks within? We don’t know. But it was a thick woods, thicker than normal. There are lot’s of normal woods, somewhere, but not here. These were thick. We knew there would trouble. We warned this guy, “Don’t go in!” But he didn’t listen. He swore up and down he’d never been lost before.... Continue Reading →

The Story Of The Bored Tiger

Once upon a time there was a tiger that live in a zoo. He was bored  because there were no other animals around for him to commiserate with. So it was quite boring. He looked forward to eating, that was pretty much his only exercise, and it broke up the monotony. He looked out at... Continue Reading →

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