Behold: The Egg

Eggs have gotten a very bad rap in my lifetime. Though it wasn’t always this way. It’s common knowledge that they can’t hold their liquor very well. That’s the real reason Humpty Dumpty fell off of the wall. He’s fallen off of many things besides walls and may have been suffering from the “DTs”, as... Continue Reading →

The Story Of The Bored Tiger

Once upon a time there was a tiger that live in a zoo. He was bored  because there were no other animals around for him to commiserate with. So it was quite boring. He looked forward to eating, that was pretty much his only exercise, and it broke up the monotony. He looked out at... Continue Reading →

Frightful County Fairs

The county fair season is almost over. People like them a lot. But I wondered if the same people come back year after year? Or do they have to bring in new clientele to survive? So after much investigation, I have uncovered unseemly secrets about “some” of these so-called “fairs”. It’s all a trap. People... Continue Reading →

Throw The Bums Out

bum: noun 1. person, after being elected to office, exhibits severe psychosis involving delusions of grandeur. 2. person with no particular purpose but has chosen to squat on public property as if they owned it. Let’s face it, who doesn’t want to be a bum.  Bums have all of the power and who doesn’t want... Continue Reading →

Beware of Killer Rabbits

We all knew the government has become very intrusive, but we never expected this: genetically modified rabbits! They’ve turned these poor creatures into harrowing spies. They don’t even look cute anymore. Look at it! It’s bone-chilling! Frightening! This is the problem with scientific advancements. Just because we can do something, should we do something? When... Continue Reading →

The Fish That Got Away

One day while fishing, a couple of fishermen passed over ‘the pond’ where Barabbas lived. The fishermen, knowing the exotic nature of the fish in this area, kept throwing in some pretty good squid, eel, and really tasty clams to attract Barabbas and his friends. They went nuts over this feast, it was like a... Continue Reading →

We Must Be Mad!

The world has truly gone mad!   Well you know what they say? Do we really? We listen to people who we don’t know, or if they even exist, but they always have something to say. Who are these people that know so much? Who are these people that everyone quotes? Who are they that... Continue Reading →

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