What’s The Secret To Happiness?

As I’ve explained before, I’ve learned a lot from my fish over the years. These fish are really living it up. Happy, happy all of the time. The president must be right, the economy is going great. You can tell, because that’s no cheap cigar he’s got there. It’s a Cuban. We can go down... Continue Reading →

The Mystery Of The Iron Furnaces Exposed

This is where they “supposedly” made iron to build America. Well don’t you believe it. This is where they cook people that don’t cooperate with the government. They want us to believe that our missing people just wandered off one day because they’re crazy, or maybe abducted by aliens (notice how the government keeps those... Continue Reading →

Into The Woods

What evil lurks within? We don’t know. But it was a thick woods, thicker than normal. There are lot’s of normal woods, somewhere, but not here. These were thick. We knew there would trouble. We warned this guy, “Don’t go in!” But he didn’t listen. He swore up and down he’d never been lost before.... Continue Reading →

Behold: The Egg

Eggs have gotten a very bad rap in my lifetime. Though it wasn’t always this way. It’s common knowledge that they can’t hold their liquor very well. That’s the real reason Humpty Dumpty fell off of the wall. He’s fallen off of many things besides walls and may have been suffering from the “DTs”, as... Continue Reading →

The Story Of The Bored Tiger

Once upon a time there was a tiger that live in a zoo. He was bored  because there were no other animals around for him to commiserate with. So it was quite boring. He looked forward to eating, that was pretty much his only exercise, and it broke up the monotony. He looked out at... Continue Reading →

Frightful County Fairs

The county fair season is almost over. People like them a lot. But I wondered if the same people come back year after year? Or do they have to bring in new clientele to survive? So after much investigation, I have uncovered unseemly secrets about “some” of these so-called “fairs”. It’s all a trap. People... Continue Reading →

Throw The Bums Out

bum: noun 1. person, after being elected to office, exhibits severe psychosis involving delusions of grandeur. 2. person with no particular purpose but has chosen to squat on public property as if they owned it. Let’s face it, who doesn’t want to be a bum.  Bums have all of the power and who doesn’t want... Continue Reading →

Beware of Killer Rabbits

We all knew the government has become very intrusive, but we never expected this: genetically modified rabbits! They’ve turned these poor creatures into harrowing spies. They don’t even look cute anymore. Look at it! It’s bone-chilling! Frightening! This is the problem with scientific advancements. Just because we can do something, should we do something? When... Continue Reading →

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