Look Into My Good Eye Buy at http://thebp.site/215800 I’ve put together a book of some of my stories that some of you may even enjoy, some won't. But that's okay. Here's to free speech. They include a peculiar, though a tad irreverent, collection of humorous stories on holidays, odd creatures and politics. All of these... Continue Reading →

The Mystery Of Glen Oko Falls

Look at these huge rocks. Within these huge rock mountains there are ominous caves. Clearly they’re not natural. But how could anyone make them? It certainly wasn’t anyone like this unsuspecting guy in his kayak down below, he’s a pip-squeak in comparison to these huge mountains. “Look up!” I screamed to him. But he couldn’t... Continue Reading →

The Dilemma Of The Itch

Oh geez, that itch is back again. Oh c’mon, c’mon, oh man, I just…can’t…reach…it. Oh my gosh, it’s…like…it’s moving around. I can’t get in there. Oh man, my neck is killing me. Oh, oh…almost…oh…I…think I got it. Shiesh! Just getting up in the morning is getting more and more exhausting.

The Poop Kings

They own it all. It’s all theirs. Watch where you step. Really! Here we see them replicating themselves…little, soon to be, Poopers. They can’t help themselves, well who can? They watch, they hear, they stare you down. Get too close and they attack. Run…anywhere…and you step in it big time. Disgusting. It’s their built-in defense... Continue Reading →

Dubious Animals

Recently I’ve run into more than a few animals with different things on their minds. Food, of course was one of them, and cake was at the top of the list. Well of course it is, since it’s at the top of everyone’s list, that is, if they’re normal. I will admit there's a lot of... Continue Reading →

Fish Know How To Stay Calm

Fish are calm, everyone knows that. Have you ever seen a fish that wasn’t calm? No. Unless of course you count ones that caught a fungus or some other disease and they start gasping for air. That’s probably unpleasant. And then of course there’s the wild ones in the ocean that have some big, mama-jama... Continue Reading →

Having A Bad Day?

There are bad days and then there are really bad days. Some people claim they’re always positive and never have a bad day. They tell us they can’t be around negative people. They must live a charmed life with no problems. Some of us would refer to them as delusional. I certainly would. Definition of... Continue Reading →

What’s The Secret To Happiness?

As I’ve explained before, I’ve learned a lot from my fish over the years. These fish are really living it up. Happy, happy all of the time. The president must be right, the economy is going great. You can tell, because that’s no cheap cigar he’s got there. It’s a Cuban. We can go down... Continue Reading →

The Mystery Of The Iron Furnaces Exposed

This is where they “supposedly” made iron to build America. Well don’t you believe it. This is where they cook people that don’t cooperate with the government. They want us to believe that our missing people just wandered off one day because they’re crazy, or maybe abducted by aliens (notice how the government keeps those... Continue Reading →

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