How The Infamous “Animal Farm” Revolt Got Started

Once again, we have here proof of the importance of cake. The ducks really caused the infamous Animal Revolt and blamed the farmer. They claimed he was a mean old Capitalist that treated the animals unkind and drove them to revolt. The farmer was not that mean at all. He just wanted these animals to... Continue Reading →

Be Like Sheep

I never knew that sheep had such elaborate conversations. I never knew that what they want is what we all want: cake! Did you know this? It is a Constitutional Right. It’s in one of those amendments. Everybody gets cake! It’s in there, just start reading it, you’ll find it. Everybody gets cake! Everybody wants... Continue Reading →

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