How fast will it go is the only question I have now. Honest elections will no longer be held. The thing about Donald J. Trump that is most important, is that he exposed the one party rule in Washington DC. This party has all of us little people fighting with each other thinking one side... Continue Reading →
Look Into My Good Eye I’ve put together a book of some of my stories that some of you may even enjoy, some won't. But that's okay. Here's to free speech. They include a peculiar, though a tad irreverent, collection of humorous stories on holidays, odd creatures and politics. All of these creatures have a... Continue Reading →
Newspeak Is Alive, Well, And The Norm Today
Have you noticed how some people get mad if you have a different opinion than they have? They just can’t say, “Well I disagree.” They say instead “You’re intolerant.” It’s remarkably like George Orwell’s “Newspeak”. They then feel it’s their life’s mission to call you out on your intolerance by charging you with numerous accusations,... Continue Reading →
Having A Bad Day?
There are bad days and then there are really bad days. Some people claim they’re always positive and never have a bad day. They tell us they can’t be around negative people. They must live a charmed life with no problems. Some of us would refer to them as delusional. I certainly would. Definition of... Continue Reading →
Behold: The Egg
Eggs have gotten a very bad rap in my lifetime. Though it wasn’t always this way. It’s common knowledge that they can’t hold their liquor very well. That’s the real reason Humpty Dumpty fell off of the wall. He’s fallen off of many things besides walls and may have been suffering from the “DTs”, as... Continue Reading →
Throw The Bums Out
bum: noun 1. person, after being elected to office, exhibits severe psychosis involving delusions of grandeur. 2. person with no particular purpose but has chosen to squat on public property as if they owned it. Let’s face it, who doesn’t want to be a bum. Bums have all of the power and who doesn’t want... Continue Reading →
Thugs Seize Bowling Alleys Of America!
Well this just can’t be good! The Bowling Times, Your Source For Daily Paranoia, has just published a warning for all bowlers in America and should be taken seriously: “GOVERNMENT WARNING! A insolent looking gang of thugs have seized the bowling alleys of America. They were founded by a couple of pinheads that were tired... Continue Reading →
The Fish That Got Away
One day while fishing, a couple of fishermen passed over ‘the pond’ where Barabbas lived. The fishermen, knowing the exotic nature of the fish in this area, kept throwing in some pretty good squid, eel, and really tasty clams to attract Barabbas and his friends. They went nuts over this feast, it was like a... Continue Reading →
We Must Be Mad!
The world has truly gone mad! Well you know what they say? Do we really? We listen to people who we don’t know, or if they even exist, but they always have something to say. Who are these people that know so much? Who are these people that everyone quotes? Who are they that... Continue Reading →
The Non-Extinct But Hot And Sweaty Polar Bear
Do I look extinct? Do I look extinct? Well DO I? No! I don’t! And don’t even try telling me I’m fat. I look a heck of a lot better than many of you…even in no pants. Go ahead try it. Look in the mirror, any mirror. See. You can’t walk around like that. Most... Continue Reading →