We Love Animals In Black And White

This is why we love animals. When none of your friends want to do anything with you just grab a goat or penguin or any kind animal and go, they’re always up for a good time. They like fast cars. Well who doesn’t. I know I do and I have the tickets to prove it.... Continue Reading →

The Problem With Public Swimming

Summer may be over but for some the problems remain. The highfalutin among us prefer their beach to be more private regardless of whether the season is over or not. We all know who those pompous folks are. Here we see the beach filled with all the riffraff clearly disregarding the prohibition along with the... Continue Reading →

Snarky Animals

Yeah, the first photograph of the little head-butting prairie dogs looks cute, but they’re asleep, almost. The rest of these characters are a little uppity. I’ve noticed that a lot lately. Just look at the way they’re looking at us. It’s like they’re ready for a fight or an attack. They certainly don’t like being... Continue Reading →

The Dilemma Of The Itch

Oh geez, that itch is back again. Oh c’mon, c’mon, oh man, I just…can’t…reach…it. Oh my gosh, it’s…like…it’s moving around. I can’t get in there. Oh man, my neck is killing me. Oh, oh…almost…oh…I…think I got it. Shiesh! Just getting up in the morning is getting more and more exhausting.

Dubious Animals

Recently I’ve run into more than a few animals with different things on their minds. Food, of course was one of them, and cake was at the top of the list. Well of course it is, since it’s at the top of everyone’s list, that is, if they’re normal. I will admit there's a lot of... Continue Reading →

The Story Of The Bored Tiger

Once upon a time there was a tiger that live in a zoo. He was bored  because there were no other animals around for him to commiserate with. So it was quite boring. He looked forward to eating, that was pretty much his only exercise, and it broke up the monotony. He looked out at... Continue Reading →

Rudeness At The Boring Zoo

Well these two aren’t very nice. It’s bad enough we had to travel two hours to get to a zoo that had almost no animals, but the ones they did have, had bad attitudes. Where could they have picked up such unseemly behavior? Hmmm… Yes, these giraffes were rude, but not as rude as camels... Continue Reading →

Monkeying Around

You’ve heard of the brass monkey. Well this isn’t it. Look at this guy, he looks like some kind of Buddha, except in cardboard. I really liked the cardboard since it reminded me of a sculpture I made in art school of a foot. It was made up of a bunch of cut up cardboard... Continue Reading →

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