The Poop Kings

They own it all. It’s all theirs. Watch where you step. Really! Here we see them replicating themselves…little, soon to be, Poopers. They can’t help themselves, well who can? They watch, they hear, they stare you down. Get too close and they attack. Run…anywhere…and you step in it big time. Disgusting. It’s their built-in defense... Continue Reading →

Dubious Animals

Recently I’ve run into more than a few animals with different things on their minds. Food, of course was one of them, and cake was at the top of the list. Well of course it is, since it’s at the top of everyone’s list, that is, if they’re normal. I will admit there's a lot of... Continue Reading →

Fish Know How To Stay Calm

Fish are calm, everyone knows that. Have you ever seen a fish that wasn’t calm? No. Unless of course you count ones that caught a fungus or some other disease and they start gasping for air. That’s probably unpleasant. And then of course there’s the wild ones in the ocean that have some big, mama-jama... Continue Reading →

Having A Bad Day?

There are bad days and then there are really bad days. Some people claim they’re always positive and never have a bad day. They tell us they can’t be around negative people. They must live a charmed life with no problems. Some of us would refer to them as delusional. I certainly would. Definition of... Continue Reading →

What’s The Secret To Happiness?

As I’ve explained before, I’ve learned a lot from my fish over the years. These fish are really living it up. Happy, happy all of the time. The president must be right, the economy is going great. You can tell, because that’s no cheap cigar he’s got there. It’s a Cuban. We can go down... Continue Reading →

The Mystery Of The Iron Furnaces Exposed

This is where they “supposedly” made iron to build America. Well don’t you believe it. This is where they cook people that don’t cooperate with the government. They want us to believe that our missing people just wandered off one day because they’re crazy, or maybe abducted by aliens (notice how the government keeps those... Continue Reading →

Into The Woods

What evil lurks within? We don’t know. But it was a thick woods, thicker than normal. There are lot’s of normal woods, somewhere, but not here. These were thick. We knew there would trouble. We warned this guy, “Don’t go in!” But he didn’t listen. He swore up and down he’d never been lost before.... Continue Reading →

Behold: The Egg

Eggs have gotten a very bad rap in my lifetime. Though it wasn’t always this way. It’s common knowledge that they can’t hold their liquor very well. That’s the real reason Humpty Dumpty fell off of the wall. He’s fallen off of many things besides walls and may have been suffering from the “DTs”, as... Continue Reading →

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