Beware of Killer Rabbits

We all knew the government has become very intrusive, but we never expected this: genetically modified rabbits! They’ve turned these poor creatures into harrowing spies. They don’t even look cute anymore. Look at it! It’s bone-chilling! Frightening! This is the problem with scientific advancements. Just because we can do something, should we do something? When... Continue Reading →

We Must Be Mad!

The world has truly gone mad!   Well you know what they say? Do we really? We listen to people who we don’t know, or if they even exist, but they always have something to say. Who are these people that know so much? Who are these people that everyone quotes? Who are they that... Continue Reading →

The Right To Bear/Bare Arms Explained

In this country we have the “right to bear arms.” But what does that mean? Pay close attention because this is very important. We have here our little rabbit friend from the local 2nd Amendment Club to demonstrate. First of all, it means we have the right to have weapons to defend ourselves. This was... Continue Reading →

A Different Kind Of Farm Report

Not all the reports of the animals among us are true. From nursery rhymes to the Farm Report there has been a lot of misunderstanding. Here are a few corrections about the animals, some in their own words. Many of their thoughts are deep, ideological, even sexual, some aren’t very deep at all. First, this goat noticed... Continue Reading →

Fish Have Problems Too

I’ve studied fish a lot. So I’ve decided to interview my fish to see if there was anything that actually went on in their minds. Well, as we have observed, there’s a lot of nothing going on in a lot of human minds these days, so I thought I would try aquatic life. They seem... Continue Reading →

Is Marijuana Good For You?

Everyone knows the government doesn’t like cigarettes. But it won’t outlaw them because they need the taxes they bring in. They don’t mind if they kill people as long as they get plenty of money from it (and I’ll bet you thought they cared about you). But the government does like people stoned. It’s much... Continue Reading →

The Global Warming Is Killing Us!

It snowed again. And again. But the whopper of a storm that was supposed to sock in the whole northeast coast fizzled. New England got it bad but the rest of us got a mild snow fall. Amazingly the same people that tell us their models show global warming frying our tootsies off twenty years... Continue Reading →

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