Did you really fight for women’s rights? We know you’re on the left politically, and that’s okay. But was any of the “Women’s Rights Movement” true? Tell us Gloria. You’re still alive, right? Surely you must see what has happened to women. Or did you really fight for the decimation of women? Did you really... Continue Reading →
The China Doll
There once was a southern China Doll. It was thought he was just a ventriloquist dummy, but those that thought this were wrong. Now we know he’s a China Doll. But he does have a boatload of dummy properties. The China Doll from Kentucky doesn’t even move his mouth unless there’s a hand shoved up... Continue Reading →
In this country we have the “right to keep and bear arms.”
But what does that mean?Pay close attention because this is very important.First of all, it means we have the right to own and use firearms to defend ourselves. This was written purposely because the writers of the Constitution, which includes the Bill Of Rights, had suffered under a tyrannical government, fought back, and overthrew it.... Continue Reading →
The Legacy of a Dick
He really is a Dick. We’re not trying to be mean, that’s his name. But he has a daughter that’s a dick too. Now we are trying to be mean because her name is really Liz, but if we called her a Liz, that wouldn’t make any sense. So we’ll settle on either calling her... Continue Reading →
Imagine if you will…
Imagine if you will…it’s the very day that “Drs.” Fauci and Birx burst into President Trump’s office with their hair on fire, screaming at the top of their lungs “We’re all going to die in the streets, millions of us! A Chicom bat has been unleashed, we’re all dead meat!” Now, “remember” what happened after... Continue Reading →
I’m More Educated Than I Ever Knew
So, here’s the deal.I could use a little extra cash but I don’t want to do any heavy lifting. But now I realize that I can teach…BIOLOGY! Whoa! That’s really is good news because now I can also get into one of those really fabulous teachers unions. Now I can scream freely at parents that... Continue Reading →
I’ve been out for a while and writing this is even difficult, but here goes. Names have been changed to protect the innocent. First of all, my money says there are a lot of you that have had similar experiences, whether you told anyone or not, whether you thought you were going crazy or not,... Continue Reading →
There are bad days and then there are really bad days. Some people claim they’re always positive and never have a bad day. They tell us they can’t be around negative people. They must live a charmed life with no problems. Some of us would refer to them as delusional. I certainly would. Definition of... Continue Reading →
Now for some comic relief in our march to see what’s on the bottom: Frogs should be accepted JUST AS THEY ARE!!! Why must they change? The demand that every frog turn into a HANDSOME PRINCE is simply unreasonable as well as unfair. IT’S DISCRIMINATION AND IT MUST STOP! Discrimination is wrong! Everyone is accepted... Continue Reading →