There is a Secret Clubhouse in Woodland Falls. But someone managed to find it. This could be a real problem…or maybe not. These guys look a little anxious. One day, on the way home from Pennsylvania, I wrote “The Secret Clubhouse” and have no idea why. But then, I have no idea why I’ve... Continue Reading →

Bees can be very scary especially to the caterpillars, especially when they’re this big (maybe they’re Corona Bees). But the Caterpillars were finally rescued and will never be afraid again. I’ve included the original book that I wrote and illustrated when I was about 6-7 yrs. old, a very, very, very, very, long time ago.... Continue Reading →

Look Into My Good Eye Buy at http://thebp.site/215800 I’ve put together a book of some of my stories that some of you may even enjoy, some won't. But that's okay. Here's to free speech. They include a peculiar, though a tad irreverent, collection of humorous stories on holidays, odd creatures and politics. All of these... Continue Reading →

Having A Bad Day?

There are bad days and then there are really bad days. Some people claim they’re always positive and never have a bad day. They tell us they can’t be around negative people. They must live a charmed life with no problems. Some of us would refer to them as delusional. I certainly would. Definition of... Continue Reading →

Behold: The Egg

Eggs have gotten a very bad rap in my lifetime. Though it wasn’t always this way. It’s common knowledge that they can’t hold their liquor very well. That’s the real reason Humpty Dumpty fell off of the wall. He’s fallen off of many things besides walls and may have been suffering from the “DTs”, as... Continue Reading →

Throw The Bums Out

bum: noun 1. person, after being elected to office, exhibits severe psychosis involving delusions of grandeur. 2. person with no particular purpose but has chosen to squat on public property as if they owned it. Let’s face it, who doesn’t want to be a bum.  Bums have all of the power and who doesn’t want... Continue Reading →

Thugs Seize Bowling Alleys Of America!

Well this just can’t be good! The Bowling Times, Your Source For Daily Paranoia, has just published a warning for all bowlers in America and should be taken seriously: “GOVERNMENT WARNING! A insolent looking gang of thugs have seized the bowling alleys of America. They were founded by a couple of pinheads that were tired... Continue Reading →

The Fish That Got Away

One day while fishing, a couple of fishermen passed over ‘the pond’ where Barabbas lived. The fishermen, knowing the exotic nature of the fish in this area, kept throwing in some pretty good squid, eel, and really tasty clams to attract Barabbas and his friends. They went nuts over this feast, it was like a... Continue Reading →

We Must Be Mad!

The world has truly gone mad!   Well you know what they say? Do we really? We listen to people who we don’t know, or if they even exist, but they always have something to say. Who are these people that know so much? Who are these people that everyone quotes? Who are they that... Continue Reading →

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