The Splendor of Kamalaspeak

VP Kamala instructed us, “It is time for us to do what we have been doing. And that time is everyday.” Recently she implored us saying, “We’ve got to take this stuff seriously, as seriously as you are because you have been forced to take this seriously.” She then said she wants to ban guns that are, “intentionally designed to kill human beings quickly.” She’s also great on geography and values, “So, Ukraine is a country in Europe. It exists next to another country called Russia. Russia is a bigger country. Russia is a powerful country. Russia decided to invade a smaller country called Ukraine. So basically, that’s wrong.” And these words of wisdom, “I think that, to be very honest with you, I do believe that we should have rightly believed what we certainly believe that certain issues are just settled.”
Gosh, we’re so lucky to have her.
We’ve all heard of Newspeak, well this is Brilliantspeak. It’s a big difference. It leaves us speechless. Kamala’s gibberish is as profound as Biden’s slurring. We all feel so small in their presence. Colleges and universities all the way down to Kindergarten, major in glossolalia these days, gibberish. Kamala graduated with an A+ in glossolalia. And she didn’t even have to sleep-up for that grade, it just came naturally. She’s a perfect VP for our Fondler-In-Chief. Recently our extremely incoherent president has put VP Kamala in charge of his clandestine disinformation board. She’s a perfect match for it. But we’re sure whatever she does, she has been doing, everyday, because it’s time for her to do it again. See, Kamalaspeak, it’s easy.
But getting back to the gun thing. In VP Kamala’s mind, we can get guns that shoot bullets that kill slowly? Huh. Did you know that? How would companies advertise that kind of gun and bullets? “Our bullets don’t go that fast, you’ll have time to duck.” Or, “We let most bad guys get away. BLM endorses us.” Or, “Just kidding.”
VP Kamala also spoke on the significance of the passage of time, that it’s very significant. Whenever she speaks we remind ourselves of the many minutes, hours, days of our lives, we’re missing out on. But time passes, sometimes too slowly, and that’s very significant.

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