We Love Animals In Black And White

This is why we love animals. When none of your friends want to do anything with you just grab a goat or penguin or any kind animal and go, they’re always up for a good time. They like fast cars. Well who doesn’t. I know I do and I have the tickets to prove it. Really. They gotten so expensive over the years too. I do the speed limit now and all the tailgaters hate me. Well they didn’t get the ticket, I did. They give me the finger and lot’s of other hand gestures. One time I had this crazy woman behind me just a couple of inches from my trunk with a phone in one hand and the other hand was all over the place. I don’t think it was a self-driving car either. First she’s laughing, then she’s yelling, I don’t know if it was at me or not. She made me crazy. But see, a goat won’t do that, neither would a penguin. I don’t know about the birds, they look a little ornery. But sometimes they like to ride instead of fly, maybe they get tired. These days I don’t want to fly either for obvious reasons. But I don’t know if there are terrorist birds out there or not. And I’ve never seen a terrorist goat either. But I have seen the laughing ones. And then there are the ones that just drop dead they just keel over. They’re hysterical. See they’re always up for a good time.
Some animals are alright.