The Dilemma Of The Itch

Oh geez,
that itch is back again.
Oh c’mon, c’mon, oh man, I just…can’t…reach…it.
Oh my gosh, it’s…like…it’s moving around.
I can’t get in there.
Oh man, my neck is killing me.
Oh, oh…almost…oh…I…think I got it.
Shiesh! Just getting up in the morning is getting more and more exhausting.