The Problem With Open Borders

We’ve discussed before, at length, how we have illegal aliens walking among us. A lot of people are for “open borders”. They should get their heads examined. How do we know what these aliens want?
We don’t know if they’re dangerous or not.
Well they are, and I can prove it.
See here: I went out to take some snow pictures and my greatest fears have been confirmed. Just look at these tracks. Study them. What’s wrong with this picture? There’s one set of tracks going part way up the levy, no tracks coming down, and then what? POOF! They’re gone! See! I told you! They’re here I tell you! I’d say we should watch our steps, well yeah, because that’s all that’s left! People are getting snatched out of nowhere. So I went looking around for a cop to report a missing person, and right around the corner LOOK WHAT I FOUND!

Now, granted the kid was pretty stupid coming out in sneakers, clearly our parents and the school system are failing us, but still NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO EAT YOU! Even our esteemed president doesn’t want to do that.

So all of you “Open Borders” people should wake up before you’re gone. And then it’s too late. You can’t do anything about it then, because you don’t know where you’ll be, if anywhere. Maybe you’ll be vaporized, maybe you’ll become stomach contents. WE REALLY DON’T KNOW! Is this carnivorous event isolated? Did this illegal alien just go rogue? WE REALLY DON’T KNOW!
Oh man! We’re so screwed!