This Is A Public Service Bulletin On:
The Nasty Lions Club
They’re on the government’s watch list because they don’t like them since The Nasty Lions Club keeps bad-mouthing the irritating things the government does. But really, who could blame them? Look at all of the crap they pull. In any case, if you work for the government they may hurl verbal obscenities at you.
Let’s listen to the chairman explain their organization:
“Everyone has heard of the Lions Club, you know that bunch of do-gooders.
Well that’s not us. We’re The Nasty Lions Club!
You want good deeds don’t look at us.
Why you ask? Simple…we don’t care.
You need something…get it yourself.
Yeah that’s right we’re nasty.
What are you going to do about it?
Whatever it is, we don’t care.
We’re not interested in paying it forward, or paying it back, we don’t think we should pay anything at all.
Yeah, that’s right, we’re nasty.
We don’t like to be irritated and lot’s of things have irritated us lately. We don’t like that and think it should stop. We think the president should make it stop. If he can’t make it stop what good is he? No good at all.
We want a new law passed to make all of the irritation go away. We want everyone to cut the crap! We don’t like crap. We want it outlawed and if it’s not outlawed we’re going to get even nastier. We don’t know what that means yet, our committee has to discuss it, if they’re not too cranky that day. But it probably won’t be very good. It definitely will be nasty, but everyone will deserve it anyway.
This is our clubhouse, it looks nasty doesn’t it?
You know why? We don’t care that’s why.
We like it this way, it doesn’t irritate us, we don’t like to be irritated.
By the way, we’re looking for more members. If you find that most things and people irritate you lately, come and see us. If you don’t annoy us too much we’ll consider you for membership.
So you can see why we don’t care if anyone has a good day or not. We think that expression is irritating and should go away.
Have whatever kind of day you feel like having.
Most days suck anyway.”
Well, that certainly was a mouthful. A nasty mouthful, but definitely a mouthful. We can see why this guy is in charge. Who knows what he’d do if he was voted out. But if you’re inclined to join this nasty group, you can get The Nasty Lions Club t-shirt, cards, stickers and more at Zazzle.
I wonder what their secret member hand signal would be? Hmmm…