Yes He Is And We Have Proof!
Despite the many crackpots and their ludicrous claims to seeing Bigfoot hiding here and hiding there, turning up in mother’s bedroom, or lurking out back in the outhouse, he really is real, and we’ve now got the proof.
After much studying of this species here is what we’ve learned:
This is a species that is highly intelligent but with lots of free time on their hands. They seem to have one goal…to make people more delusional than they were before they spotted them. The government took note of this characteristic and recruited them to gather information about dissenters. They were made government agents sent to spy on unsuspecting, loosely wrapped, tinfoil hat wearers, as well as the rest of the citizens. This makes everyone seem nuts to the public if they claim they saw one.
Apparently having the NSA listen in on our conversations, reading our text messages, following us on Google just wasn’t enough. They needed more control of us but wanted it kept secret. So the government is determined to make us all think we’re nuts.
“Why would we spy on you? It’s so Big Brotherish,
who could believe such nonsense?”
Mocking the citizens has become a daily exercise in Washington.
Lucky for them this species has been in dispute for some time. They love to have their picture taken, but far enough away that the photograph can be disputed. Naturally the photographer would be considered unstable. Lately this species has been filmed laughing hysterically over this situation. Apparently they love their new status.
As we’ve recently learned the government pays very well, much better than the private sector. Understandably so, since they can take all the money they want from the citizens through taxes and no one can do a thing about it. The government paid many of the Bigfoot community billions to spy on us and report back all that they’ve observed.
And they really have turned up in women’s bedrooms. It’s frightening!
The only reason this one was caught so clearly on photograph is because we had a blind set up. But it seemed all too easy. It was as if he saw us and wanted his picture taken.
It really is a selfie age when even supposedly nonexistent Bigfoots pose for pictures.
But what can we learn from this discovery?
What is the government trying to tell us?
“Cooperate and get to live!”
Yep, that seems to be the message said in many different ways everyday from the Washington to the citizens. No longer a Republic of the People, for the People, and by the People. Instead, the people can continue to exist for their elite overlords or they’ll send Bigfoot to reeducate us, you know, to get our heads straight.
I don’t know what that means but it can’t be good.
How does one live well in a day such as ours?
It’s the only way.
Have a good day!
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