The Truth About Exercise

Even the animal kingdom hates it!
Really, they do!
Here’s proof.

See! The bears hate exercise. And who could blame them, this looks painful! And who determined it’s good for us anyway? Hmmm? I’ll bet he’s dead! This bear wants you to know that exercise is all a crock, and if you feel like doing it go ahead, but you don’t have to. It’s still a free country, to a degree anyway. What if you don’t exercise are there ‘Exercise Police’ that will come after you? Maybe. But so what if they do? If they put you in jail will you have to exercise there? What if you don’t? Will they execute you because of immobility? Well if they do, then you really don’t have to exercise anymore now will you, since you’ll be dead? So you see, there’s nothing to worry about. You can sit on the couch and play with your phone until an asteroid blows us all to smithereens. It’s all good.