The Truth About Exercise

Exercise Bear

I Hate Exercise

Even the animal kingdom hates it!
Really, they do!
Here’s proof.
See! The bears hate exercise. And who could blame them, This looks painful! And who determined it’s good for us anyway? Hmmm? I’ll bet he’s dead! “Exercise Bear” wants you to know that exercise is all a crock, and if you don’t feel like doing it, you don’t have to. It still a free country, to a degree anyway. If you don’t exercise are the “Exercise Police” going to come after you? Maybe. But so what if they do? If they put you in jail you don’t have to exercise there either. What then? Will they execute you because of immobility? Well then you really don’t have to exercise anymore now will you? So you see, there’s nothing to worry about. You can sit on the couch and play with your phone until an asteroid blows us all to smithereens. It’s all good.

But in case you’re inclined to send this bear, on a card or poster to a friend, since it’s soooo funny, and you’re soooo compassionate, you can find it here: Exercise Bear

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