The China Doll

There once was a southern China Doll. It was thought he was just a ventriloquist dummy, but those that thought this were wrong. Now we know he’s a China Doll. But he does have a boatload of dummy properties. The China Doll from Kentucky doesn’t even move his mouth unless there’s a hand shoved up... Continue Reading →

The Days of Noah

“For the coming of the Son of Man will be just like the days of Noah. For as in those days before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noah entered the ark, and they did not understand until the flood came and took them all... Continue Reading →

The Legacy of a Dick

He really is a Dick. We’re not trying to be mean, that’s his name. But he has a daughter that’s a dick too. Now we are trying to be mean because her name is really Liz, but if we called her a Liz, that wouldn’t make any sense. So we’ll settle on either calling her... Continue Reading →

The Splendor of Kamalaspeak

VP Kamala instructed us, “It is time for us to do what we have been doing. And that time is everyday.” Recently she implored us saying, “We’ve got to take this stuff seriously, as seriously as you are because you have been forced to take this seriously.” She then said she wants to ban guns... Continue Reading →

The Aborted Watched

They discussed why this was done to them. They wondered why so many thought they had no rights. They’re people just like everyone else. Other people have rights, why don’t they? They didn’t ask to be here. She could have controlled her passions. But she didn’t. None of her friends did either. But that shouldn’t... Continue Reading →

Imagine if you will…

Imagine if you will…it’s the very day that “Drs.” Fauci and Birx burst into President Trump’s office with their hair on fire, screaming at the top of their lungs “We’re all going to die in the streets, millions of us! A Chicom bat has been unleashed, we’re all dead meat!” Now, “remember” what happened after... Continue Reading →

People make mistakes

Sometimes they don’t, but are accused of making mistakes anyway.Some people are always forgiven for any mistake. They can do no wrong. They’re special people blessed with high favorability among all mankind. That’s a good thing and may have to do with a personality trait or the road God set them on. But who really... Continue Reading →

I’m More Educated Than I Ever Knew

So, here’s the deal.I could use a little extra cash but I don’t want to do any heavy lifting. But now I realize that I can teach…BIOLOGY! Whoa! That’s really is good news because now I can also get into one of those really fabulous teachers unions. Now I can scream freely at parents that... Continue Reading →

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